Car Trouble

Paris Hilton pushes her BMW into a gas station and tells the mechanic the car just died. After he works on it for a few minutes, the car is idling smoothly.

She asks, "What was the problem with the car?"

The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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