Viagra for Sale

Little Timmy is playing on the street when he spots a package of Viagra pills. Being a boy of the world, he immediately recognises the possibilities and approaches his daddy:

"Dad, I just found these, and I'm willing to sell them to you for 100 Dollars straight."

"Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm in perfect physical health and not currently needing those. Tell you what, go ask Grandpa."

So Timmy walks over and asks his grandfather: "Gramps, I will sell you this package of Viagra for 100 Dollars."

"Oh, thanks Timmy, but are you sure these will work?", asked his grandfather.

"Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones that were shown on TV!"

"Tell you what, Timmy, I'll try them tonight and if they work OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow."

The next morning, Timmy visits his grandfather again, and Gramps hands over $500 without hesitation. Timmy is perplexed: "But Gramps, I thought we agreed on 100 Dollars!"

"That's OK, Timmy, keep it, the rest is from Grandma!"

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