Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Are Not

  1. Nuts! .... My shaft is bent.
  2. After 18 holes I can barely walk
  3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
  4. Look at the size of his putter.
  5. Mind if I join your threesome?
  6. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  7. Keep your head down and spread your legs a little more
  8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
  9. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
  10. Hold up, I have to wash my balls first.

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