Life's Lessons -- Part 2

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America.

1. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

2. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

3. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

4. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

5. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

6. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

7. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

9. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

10. Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

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