Apple, Microsoft, Sun Employees
3 employees, one from Microsoft, one from Sun, and one from Apple are in a restroom, at the urinals.
When the Microsoft employee is done he washes his hands, and dries his hands completely with like 10 paper towels. "at Microsoft," he says, "we're very thorough."
The Sun employee finishes, washes his hands, dries them with 1 paper towel. "at Sun we're very thorough AND very efficient."
The Apple engineer leaves without washing his hands, and says "at Apple, we don't piss on our hands."