We Would Like 2 Get Married
Two young people have died and are waiting at the gates of heaven. They come up to St. Peter and ask that they be married before they enter heaven. St. Peter agrees, but says that they must wait five years. So the couple waits five years doing whatever people do when they're not quite dead but not quite alive.
They return and upon seeing them St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but you will have to wait another 5 years."
The couple waits anotehr 5 years and returns to heaven and a priest comes out of heaven and they are married. But after 2 years the couple comes back to St. Peter and announces that things just aren't working out and they would like a divorce.
St. Peter replies "WHAT!!?!? It took me 10 years to find a priest in heaven and now you want me to find a lawyer!"