"First giving _____to God, who is the ____ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the _____ of the Lord one mo' time. 'Cause he brought me from a _____ long _____. I coulda' been dead, sleeping in my _____. But God is _____ all the _____. He's a _____ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the _____ and a _____ to the _____, a doctor in the _____ room and a _____ in the courtroom!

He's the _____ of the valley, bright and _____ star. He got up early one _____ morning with all _____ in his _____. Pray for me that I grow strong and I'll pray for you!"

Which ones could you not figure out?

If You know them all! --You are a faithful and obedient churchgoer. If You missed a few, --Wake up and pay more attention in services!

**Additional points given if, as you were filling in the blanks, you got happy!!

Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu: A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift

Dum Gai: A stupid person

Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia: Approach me

Lao Ze Sho: Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi: Not very good

Lin Ching: An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai: A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne: A small horse

Ten Ding Ba: Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung: A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice

"Damn- that s**t is DOPE!"
~~~~~ That is a wonderful concept/object/action.

"I can't FADE that!"
~~~~~ I am unable to handle that at this time.

"Shante ain't HAVIN' it!"
~~~~~ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.

"Homey- Boo was dropping PHAT beats."
~~~~~ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.

"YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"
~~~~~ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?

"What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!"
~~~~~ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.

"She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"
~~~~~ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existant at this time.

"Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOOOOVE!"
~~~~~ Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date.

"STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEENER..."
~~~~~ It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as i will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your fanny with my 9mm pistola.

"Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!"
~~~~~ Why are the police officers always worried?

"Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT."
~~~~~ It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.

"JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"
~~~~~ I had in my posession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.

Wuz da nit befo Crizmus
An all thru da hood
eberybody be sleepin'
Dey wuz sleepin real good

We hunged up our stockins
An hoped like all heck
Dat 'ol Sanny Claws
Gonna brang us our check

All a da fambly
wuz layin' in beds
while Thunderbird wine
Danced thru dere heds

I dun passed out on de flo
rite nex to my maw
when I heared such a fuss
I thunk - it must be da law

I looked out thru da bars
what could I now do
I was spectin' the sheriff
Wid a warrant fo sho'

An what I did see
Made me say ..."Lawd look at dat
Dere wuz a huge watahmelon
Pulled by 8 big ass rats

Now ober all da years
Sanny Claws he be white
but it looks like us bros
gets a black Sanny tonight

Faster dan a po lice car
My homeboy he came
He whupped up on dem rats
As he called dem by name

On Leroy, On Roosevelt
On Virvus, On Willie
On Yolanda On Crayola
On Keisha, and Nefrotilly

And 'ol Sanny landed dat watahmelon
Out dere in da street
I knowed it fo' shu
Da damndest ting I eber seed

Dat black Sanny dint go down no chimbly
he picked da lock on my do'
an I sez to myself
" S#it - he dun did dis befo'

He had did big bag
Full a prezents I speck
Wif Air Jordans and fake gold
To wear roun my nek

But he left no prezents
Jus started stealin my s#it
Got my guns, got my crack
Eben my burglars kit

Wit my s#it in his bag
Out da windo he flew
I sho' woulda chased him
but he got my knife too

He jumped on dat watahmelon
wit out a hitch
He wuz gone in a second
that son of a bitch

So nex year I be hopin'
A white Sanny we git
Cuz a black Sanny Claws
Jus' ain't worf a s#it!